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Dear April,

I love your blog and the advice that you give. I never thought that I would write to you but I need some answers.

Me and my girlfriend had just finished having sex. I pulled off the condom and she wanted to go again after she got me hard. She stuck it in without putting another condom on. Is it possible for her to get pregnant from what might have been left on the end of my dick?

Matt, Canada

Matt,

D'oh! Unfortunately, yes, after you took that condom off there was enough baby gravy left on your dick to potentially impregnate your girlfriend. You might as well have suffered a condom mishap - slippage, breakage, etc.

And in fact, if anybody asks, you might want to just tell them that that's what happened. Because if you tell them you took the condom off and then stuck it back in, you're going to have to endure a lot of forehead slapping and looks of disbelief.

If it has been less than 72 hours since this incident, there's still time for your girlfriend to take the "morning after" pill, which will prevent a pregnancy from occurring. Contact your local Planned Parenthood or health clinic to get more information. If it's too late for the morning after method, you're just going to have to keep your fingers crossed till she's due for her next period.

There can be thousands of sperm in a drop of semen, and there is also sperm in pre-cum, the fluid that leaks out of your cock when you first get turned on. Sperm are small, resilient, and they're fast swimmers. So never, ever go spelunking in your woman's cave of love without a raincoat. Good luck to you.

April (Campus Chick)

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Dear Campus Chick,

My girlfriend and I argue and then have "make-up sex." The problem I have is that sometimes I'm still mad at her and I really don't feel like screwing right then. When I tell her this, I'm cut off for weeks.

What do I do?

Scott, North Carolina

Scott,

This is a really common pattern that I'm sure most couples are familiar with. Some couples even purposefully pick fights with one another, just so they can make up by having sex. The fighting builds up tension and friction that is released by lovemaking, which is why a post-fight fuck is often so intense and better than regular sex.

Although I don't recommend it as a way of life, the fight-and-fuck cycle is sometimes unavoidable and is not necessarily unhealthy, as long as the fighting part doesn't get out of hand.

However, it sounds like something else is going on here as well. Your girlfriend is trying to use sex to manipulate you, and that's not OK.

She's also not respecting your feelings by expecting you to screw when you don't want to. Your girlfriend is being controlling - if she can't control you (and your cock) she cuts you off. This is her way of keeping the upper hand in the situation.

So, my next question to you would be this: Who's winning the arguments? If it's you, then this may be her way of trying to keep a balance of power in your relationship. So maybe you should throw her a bone now and then and let her win the next time you argue. If she's the one who's winning, and she's still being a wench, I'd suggest you get a new girlfriend, one who's not such a control freak.

April (Campus Chick)

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Dear April,

Is it normal to want to come on my girlfriend's face after sex?
Benji, Connecticut

Benji,

Sure, wanting to come on your girlfriend's face or another part of her body is perfectly normal and is a very common male fantasy. Coming on a woman's face is commonly known as "giving a facial," or if you come on her neck or breasts "giving her a pearl necklace." It's often acted out in porn, and when it's done by a group of guys on one woman, it's called bukkake.

Women who are really into semen might really enjoy getting a face full of it. If your girlfriend is up for this, give it a try. You might want to put a towel down first, since it might get messy. Exercise some common courtesy and let her know right before you pop one off. And be sure she closes her eyes before you shoot, because semen in the eyes can sting like hell. Have a hand towel or tissues ready for clean up afterwards. You might also suggest doing it in the shower, so it's quick and easy to wash off.

On the other hand, some women find the idea of getting drenched with cum disgusting and degrading. If your girlfriend feels this way, chances are you won't be able to talk her out of it. If she's on the fence, let her know what you'd like to do and see how she responds. Tell her it would be an incredible turn on for you, and talk your way through the scene beforehand, describing to her what you would do and what would happen when you blow your load all over her. Ideally this would get her hot enough that she'll start jacking you off right then and there.

April (Campus Chick)